Rules

Rules are never fun, but they're always a neccessary evil. Take a gander at the guideline below, and make sure your website follows them well to save yourself from future frustration and potential embarassment:

• Your website must be alive and kickin'
  That means no on-hiatus or “under construction” websites—join when you return from the abyss or finish remodeling!
• Your email account must not bounce messages sent from my own
  Make sure the email you provide is functional and you check it often enough to not let your incoming messages take over...
• Your website must like me
  Specifically, your website cannot:
• crash my browser
• burn my eyes
• warp my mind with illegible writing and/or explicit content
• hurt my heart with illegal and/or uncredited content
• Your website must be proud of its affiliation with Stargazer
  Make sure you post a text or button link back here. Spread the love!
• The name of your star must not make me cry
  I don't mind if you call it "Fannycakes", but that's about the limit for me. If you're having trouble coming up with a name, look at what others have chosen or, as I suggested on the about page, get inspiration from mythological resources and the like

And that's it! Oh, well, except for a little note about my reserving the right to reject or modify any submission for any reason, whether stated here or otherwise. Generally this has only happened when non-webmasters have submitted a false website, or when those damnedly annoying TROLLS (e.g. spammers) have sent in fake applications (jeez, they don't even put in the effort to come up with hilarious nicknames anymore! Sucked every last bit of entertainment out of their "business", they did). Anyways, now that you've made your way through the rules, you'd best be off to the join page.